Not getting a girlfriend instead of sitting around watching TV (we all regret that).Buying so many shares in major industries during an economic high, then watching their worth plummet.That the corps just blew up their raggedy ass fleet.Things that The Prophet of Regret regrets He also regrets being taken home in a body bag (thanks to the Master Chief). The Master Chief substituted a plasma pistol for a rocket launcher, and all he did was die. He likes MC Hammer and tried to sing like him, but all that came out was gibberish, so Cortana had to translate it. When it does, Regret shall stand in front of it like the n00b he is, and be sent along the Great Journey. He likes carrying pimp pistolz, and believes someday that a giant plasma pistol will light the Sacred Rings.
In short, he led a short, but faggy life. The Prophet of Reggie was one of the three leaders of the Covenant before he was pwned and punched by Almighty Grunts. Regret regretting Dear Humanity We regret being alien fuckers we regret coming to Disneyland And we most definitely regret that the MC just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet! - translation of Regret begging for his miserable life. This article is too damned short, Marine! You will help Gruntipedia by making it larger so it will fit the screen, fool!
